Working Theories
> So, theres a theory on DA-022, he apparently can cause a world-wide outage, and before we found him, he caused an outage to another planet and made aliens sad... How unfortunate!
> There's also another on DA-030, who keeps thinking that the Crocodile teleported to Pluto one day and nearly died? Like, why would DA-030 teleport to Pluto? However, actual A Council Staff are thinking,
"What if 030 teleports out of containment, and teleports to Pluto..?"
They even had an entire meeting on it...
> Oh my god, someone came up with the idea that Metal Man (049) is a flat earther... He's not! Like, why would he believe that..? He can't even drink coffee!
> One theory is that 051 didn't react to Dr Jasper... The cameras wasn't rolling when we did an experiment to see if this worked, and everyone there supposedly passed out... Including Dr Jasper!
> No, I can't anymore with these. The entire Site-7 staff believe that the moon landing was fake. Like, what..? Why? Somehow, they even got the site director to be on their side! Head A Council Staff has said,
"Site-7 might need an entire new staff team. It's not like the site director who believes the moon landing is fake from a bunch of Level 1s, is smart and not easily swayed!" It's beggining to spread to the surrounding area too...
> Can DA-012 be a therapist to itself? Maybe..? Idk but whoever thought of this is stupid. DA-012 IS THE INSANE THERAPIST, INSANE THERAPISTS CAN’T COUNSEL OTHERS NEVERMIND THEMSELVES AAAAAA
> Apparently people think Leonardo Di Vinci painted DA-051. what. Was Leonardo Di Vinci a flippin magic painter or something..? NO HE WAS JUST A PAINTER
> no we aren’t mentioning how the Ethnics Committee thinks someone read DA-063
> Agent Jackson teleported to Whoville because of DA-067. Is Whoville a real place or what..? Welp we haven’t seen Agent Jackson in a while so who knows
> This one is too bad. Apparently, DA-091 has a child that is also infinite and can’t die. Like, where would the child be..? How..? We don’t let anyone in DA-091’s chamber or anything AND HE IS ALMOST 90
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